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This is just the place to post my grumps and gripes, so that’s just what I’ll do today.

Last night was awful.  Myself and my friend dave went out to do karaoke last night.  It started out just fine.  Got a shot of whiskey each and put in our picks for songs to sing.  Then after someone did a song this cute little blond starts flirtin with me.  She enticed me out on the dance floor and started doing some freaky dirty dancing that resembled more of a night in bed than anything else.  Oh I suppose I was turned on a bit.  I kind of thought it was sexy but a bit freaky.  Dave just hung out and drank a little more.

So I’m going to get just one more drink and so I turn around and ask this girl if she wants one, and she says yes so I bring the drinks back and hand one to her and she just downs the whole thing in one go…so okay I do the same, but in fact I didn’t really get hardly buzzed.  So two drinks total and I’m good to go and still clear headed.  Then reality comes to visit.  (more…)

I was looking at the theme I used for some of my blogs and found a link to the creator’s web site.  The site was pretty nifty, but simple…then I saw something even SMPLR!  Hehehe…yeah, check out this site.  Its supposed to act as your web browser home page.  Don’t just look at it and assume its only a clean looking search box for google.  Its more than that and its pretty sweet.  Click on the  Show More link and you’ll see a nice little web portal basically.  The links in the portal I’ve found to be pretty minimal, but all great sites so far.  You’ll wanna make this site your home page if you have need of something slick and simple for when you first open your browser.
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