Archive for May, 2008

Friggen WTH??

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008

Alright….8 votes so far total on Sparkey and ALL of them were NO! What the hell?! Come on! I’m not that gawd-awful am I??? GEEZE. No! Don’t tell me to calm down, I have a right to be pissed! What the hell is going on here?! I bet this stupid Sparkey thing is broke!

Or if ppl really are that disgusted at me, then would someone please tell me what for? I mean …frig! If I’m that dense to it, then just give it to me straight! What the hell am I missing here? I’m 100% human….100% MAN, 100% serious about being solid in life, and 100% able to have fun. What more do women really want than that which is on the outside and obvious just by looking at a picture or reading a profile?

Ohhh, wait….is it sex appeal? I’m not sexy enough? Lets go there then….if I am so …unappealing, then why does everybody vote that I have the best profile pic?? I had taken that picture after a professional stylist (a woman mind you!) had suggested what I should do for promo photos. Now if that isn’t the frikkin hot, then I don’t think I am friggen cut out for frakkin stupid love. Give me a break. I wanna puke….give me a bag. Gimme your address so I can wrap it up and mail it to you….on your birthday. I’ll bill the shipping to your mother.

Take that…stupid Sparkey application for facebook.

Hell ya …I win..not you….stupid Sparkey. I just owned you.