Alright….8 votes so far total on Sparkey and ALL of them were NO! What the hell?! Come on! I’m not that gawd-awful am I??? GEEZE. No! Don’t tell me to calm down, I have a right to be pissed! What the hell is going on here?! I bet this stupid Sparkey thing is broke!
Or if ppl really are that disgusted at me, then would someone please tell me what for? I mean …frig! If I’m that dense to it, then just give it to me straight! What the hell am I missing here? I’m 100% human….100% MAN, 100% serious about being solid in life, and 100% able to have fun. What more do women really want than that which is on the outside and obvious just by looking at a picture or reading a profile?
Ohhh, wait….is it sex appeal? I’m not sexy enough? Lets go there then….if I am so …unappealing, then why does everybody vote that I have the best profile pic?? I had taken that picture after a professional stylist (a woman mind you!) had suggested what I should do for promo photos. Now if that isn’t the frikkin hot, then I don’t think I am friggen cut out for frakkin stupid love. Give me a break. I wanna puke….give me a bag. Gimme your address so I can wrap it up and mail it to you….on your birthday. I’ll bill the shipping to your mother.
Take that…stupid Sparkey application for facebook.
Hell ya …I win..not you….stupid Sparkey. I just owned you.
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