Grumpy Pants
If the girls of the world wore pants that had my Umpitygrumpity.com site plastered on them, I would feel like an idol. I would probably have no shortage of dates too. Oh the bliss to imagine such an impossible feat. To imagine it possible….wait. Huh?
It might be possible…I could see possibly getting this site to be one of the sweetest uber-techy sites on the net one day, and then start selling hot girls pants similar to how people sell shirts with their logo, only it’d be pants that had the logo …or my own line and brand of clothing. Then all the hot babes that find techy guys to be so wonderful could buy the pants and walk around with truly Grumpy pants.
Do we have any volunteers for modeling our first pair of grumpy pants? You could use your own pants…just as long as they say “Umpitygrumpity.com” …they could be jeans, sweats, khakis, or even hot pants or underpants, ..heck I don’t mind.
Oh ya, …I forgot to have a rant about something. It could be called the “Grumpy Pant Rant”. Ya…um….ok, here we go..
You ever come across these chicks that wear really dumb dorky looking sweats around to the grocery store, and like flip-flops and a tank top or something? These girls might normally be pretty attractive, but they waltz into the store like its their bathroom, and don’t pay any attention to the fact that they look really out of place and not to mention pissed. Its like they forgot something very essential before they started running their bath water or somethin. Maybe they couldn’t get their lazy boyfriend to go get it for them, so they run to the store wearing something ridiculous and show the world how pissed they are. They ditch any sort of attractive walk or talk…and show their truly grumpy side. Sweat-pants….definitely grumpy pants when Girls get into them.
Oh man, …I saw a highschool girl wearing some sweatpants at her job at an espresso stand the other day. She looked terrible in them. I wonder if it was her way of deterring all the hundreds of boys that would hit on her throughout the day? It very well might have worked…