Grumpy gripes are back! If you were missing the whole umpitygrumpity gripey gruffness, well…you’re about to see some more.
I’m driving down the road eating a simple little Powerbar Protein Plus. I look down and what do I see? A flippin little piece of the candy bar on my pants. Can I scrape it off before it melts itself permanently into my nice khakis? Nope! It’s already too late. There goes another perfectly good pair of pants and it’s all because candy bars all fricken hate me.
I mean, I suppose I could try and be more careful. Naw..I mean, shoot, I am pretty careful already. I guess pants should just be more indestructible. They can make pants wrinkle-free (which I want some by the way), but they can’t make them stain-proof? Come on. If there are good looking affordable pants that resist wrinkles and stains both, please let me know. I just freakin hate stains.
Now let me begin on another gripe. This involves internet that costs like $50 a month for residential service. You would imagine, at that price a person would have pretty dang good internet service. Wow, I mean, what a price to pay. We get 10 mbit/sec download speed and hmm maybe 3 1/4ths of an mbit/sec up speed. Sure the down speed is nice. The games don’t play so nice though. The connection is just as crappy for me as for Shane’s 1.5 mbit/sec service from the same company. It offers laggy multiplayer gaming, and what – …disconnects to boot!
I sit here using my web browser and email and what-not for a while, and I kid you not. I’ve had to reset this dumb connection about 10 times tonight. What on earth causes the stupid thing to go off that much in the first place? It’s not wireless! I just don’t understand. CenturyTel’s networks really SUCK. If they don’t do something to fix the internet around here so that uptime is more than 75%, …I’m gonna crack….CRACK! I’ll go bonkers!
I wish internet could be something with more options to choose from around here. CenturyTel is the best we’ve got. Doesn’t that SUCK like…royally? CenturyTel….you are one lousy service provider, and money grubbing greedy to boot. TO BOOT! I wish we could totally give you the BOOT! SUCKY company. YOU SUCK.
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