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CENTURYFAIL – Read CenturyLink Fails

Wednesday, May 11th, 2011

I know CenturyLink has found my posts on here before, and I hope they see how pissed I am now. I hope there’s nothing they can do about it. I hope they wake up to the fact that due to the corporate policies and crappy management, their choices in human resources has led them to a dismal failure.

Yes – My intent is to trash talk this horrible company and badly as possible. I have no reason to be nice here. They need some straight-talk and to be put in line. If you’re reading this from CenturyLink – don’t take it personally, don’t even think I dislike YOU. Take it corporately. I’m sure there’s some good people at this company, but the vast majority are idiots, and if you’re at CenturyLink right now, you probably know in your heart it’s true. You’ve probably wondered how you ended up working with such morons. Sorry to refer to your colleagues in such a degrading way, but somebody has got to speak out. THIS IS UMPITYGRUMPITY AFTERALL. And I’m about to speak my mind.

First of all – really? I spoke with the supposed regional manager for eastern Washington’s CenturyLink network during my time of CenturyLink DSL frustration, and you know what he told me after not fixing the problem, but making the techs “look into it” more? He basically gave me a guilt-trip for speaking my mind on my blog and used the word “harsh” in referring to my words about CenturyLink. Well duh – they’re harsh, because that’s the perception I’ve had of their customer service. When a product doesn’t work right, and it doesn’t get fixed..and then it’s given up on, that’s harsh!

Now that it’s 2011 we know that 1.5 mbit/sec in some parts of the Methow Valley is STILL all that they offer (when just down the street they have FIBER OPTIC!), and my friends pay more for that than my parents were paying for 10mbit/sec. Heck more than I pay for 20mbit/sec! We know that their service is already ridiculously overpriced, but to top that off, guess what? Yep. Their service severely sucks. We tried working together with CenturyLink’s customer service guys who were on task with my situation to resolve the same issues with some friends of mine. You know what happened? Nothing. No, not even a call. No visit. Nothing. Every time these friends would try to call tech support, they would get told the same thing: Reset your modem to defaults, reboot your machine, everything is working on “our” end. Seriously!? This is unacceptable!

At some point in this post I have to say things like CenturyStink and CenturySmell, and CenturyPoo, and really get those key words ingrained so that when they search for blogs about them, they’ll see that we’re not happy.

With that said, we will drop a link to the post that they made me oblige to write …which I updated with a comment detailing how they CenturyFailed. http://www.umpitygrumpity.com/centurytel-comes-through/comment-page-1/#comment-10358

We were not the only ones with a typical home network setup with CenturyLink who had daily disconnects almost hourly. Their service plain sucks and there is no getting around that. They can’t fix it either. They’ve tried. They had it “looked into” with several techs. Several higher-ups have looked into it and still blamed one dumb thing after another on us. Oh, the wiring in the house must be bad? OK – I replaced the entire wiring with brand new CAT5 straight from the demarc to the jack with the DSL modem and nothing else connected to the line whatsoever. So it’s still broken. What now? Oh, it’s because we have VOIP phones. Really? What kind of morons suggest that internet service gets dropped because of standard TCP/IP devices? Internet is what they run on!! Not break. Idiots.

Now come to find out CenturyWhore is buying up a semi-decent phone/internet company – Qwest. Why does this piss me off? Because I have Qwest internet and have been happy with it for months. Now it’s going to be subject to the same CenturyClank corner-cutting and terrible network management as the rest of the CenturyLink infrastructure. OH NO YOU DIDN’T.

CenturyLink, if you think for one second that I’m going to be licking your boots to stay a customer of QwuitLink FailNet, you’ve got another thing coming. Since I heard the news, I’ve already been looking elsewhere for internet. I’m leaning towards Verizon FIOS or maybe just the new AT&T 4G wireless data when it comes out.

Now that I’ve ripped these guys a new one, I’d like to know what they can come up with as far as web propaganda that makes it sound like they actually care.

Trust me, I wouldn’t have felt as compelled to write this, if they wouldn’t have made me feel obliged to write up a “they came through” post and then turn around and still fail in every way. What am I supposed to do? Write up an article redeeming them and leave it up even though technically they didn’t come through at all????? You can do the math as well as I can.

CenturyLink, you can leave and make your crappy internet monopoly go away with ya. I’m a savvy consumer, and I am not going to put up with your corporate bureaucratic BS. This is my CenturyLink rebuttal!

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OMG – My iPhone Wouldn’t Stream Audio in Safari

Saturday, April 24th, 2010

Yeah. I’ve got one freaking amazing phone. My iPhone did pretty much everything almost flawlessly for a long time. I even have a great app called “Tune-In” which actually played streaming internet radio in the background by utilizing Quicktime in the Safari browser. Then it broke out of the blue!

I believed the background streaming feature broke the very day I upgraded the app to the newest version, but after emailing their support, they told me that they’ve never heard of it doing that.

I scoured for endless hours on the internet for a solution to this problem and found nothing…. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. I couldn’t believe it. Something so insidious…just sitting there laughing at my every effort to fix it.

I tried a lot of different things, but in the end, the whole reason it wouldn’t play any audio in my safari browser anymore, was (unknowingly) the iPhone Safari setting (Settings->Safari) had been switched to OFF. Once I switched it to on, the feature immediately began to work again.

I hope that if any other soul out there had this issue, that some how my blog post could help them. I’ve been living with this for months now. Today I just couldn’t take it anymore, and that’s when it dawned on me to try looking for a Safari setting.

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Another Rant About Windows

Monday, March 1st, 2010

Ok, I think this is gonna be short, because frankly, I’m sick of talking about it already. MS Windows 7 RC1 told me a few days ago that I had 12 days before it would start rebooting by itself. Well, only a day or two later, it said, “You have 2 days left,…” WHAT?!?! TWO days??! So it went from being nice and giving me a decent amount of time, to only 2 days which is entirely unacceptable! I have hundreds if not THOUSANDS of apps and tweaks and various things I have installed. There’s no way I could get this ready in that amount of time even if I didn’t already have a million o

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CenturySmell vs CenturyStink!

Saturday, February 27th, 2010

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EDIT 3-29-2010: The following is a former
expression of how I felt about CenturyLink.
Since the time of writing, CenturyLink got on
the ball and fixed the problem and made it right.
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Well, I told somebody about my gripes and rantings on my blog here, and I just realized they would have to dig through to find them because all of my more recent blogs were actually trying to be rather up beat.

So I present to you, … another rant about CenturyLink (yes, they changed their name). I had my pet(or pet-peeved) name for CenturyTel, it was CenturySmell. Then they recently changed it to CenturyLink, which I of course call CenturyStink.

Am I serious about my disdain for this company? Oh you bet I am. The company royally screwed over my parents. They took something like 6 months before they FINALLY ported his business phone numbers out to our new phone service. In the process they cost him hundreds or maybe thousands of dollars.

I have my own complaints about the company too. They have their own stupid mini-contracts that they never tell you about. I got DSL internet a few years ago on my own phone line, then when I moved, I couldn’t just switch the service to my new location, they had to charge me a cancellation fee…which I couldn’t pay, and I didn’t need the internet at the new place anyway, so I was really wanting to just drop them, but nooooo, they had to tell me I was under a contract and had to pay an early termination fee to cancel it early. Eventually I got the family there to take over the service, so I got out of it. Still, they have no right to act like a freaking cell phone company.

On the list of other dings on CenturyStink’s record, are CRAPPY internet, TERRIBLE customer service, and non-existant repair. They sell us an internet speed of 10megabits/second, and they don’t even bother to pro-rate it when their stupid techs bump it all the way down to 3.5mbit/sec so they can supposedly “fix the disconnects”. They didn’t FIX it… they made it WORSE. It disconnects nearly 30 times a day, or else at least acts completely retarded 30 times or more a day. They always say we’re the only ones having this problem, and that it is probably because we’re so far out from their office, which is …what,…a MILE exactly maybe? Golly… if they can’t make 3.5 megabit/sec work without problems just 1 mile away, I wonder what it’s like right in their office…probably 40% uptime!

I know we’re not the only ones with crappy DSL service from them. They also refuse to come out and look at the situation anymore. They figure they replace the modem (which doesn’t fix anything). They come in and make sure that the “Auto-Reconnect” feature is turned on, and that’s it…. now they don’t even come out.

Tell me CenturyStink… if we’re the only ones with this problem, then you obviously have the time to come and look at our issue and fix it right? Except they don’t know HOW to fix it, because they’re not as bright as they claim to be. I hate living out here where there’s no quality options for things like internet. I’m going to move elsewhere as soon as I can!



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New Gripes From The Grump

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009

Grumpy gripes are back!  If you were missing the whole umpitygrumpity gripey gruffness, well…you’re about to see some more.

I’m driving down the road eating a simple little Powerbar Protein Plus.  I look down and what do I see?  A flippin little piece of the candy bar on my pants.  Can I scrape it off before it melts itself permanently into my nice khakis?  Nope!  It’s already too late.  There goes another perfectly good pair of pants and it’s all because candy bars all fricken hate me.

I mean, I suppose I could try and be more careful.  Naw..I mean, shoot, I am pretty careful already.  I guess pants should just be more indestructible.  They can make pants wrinkle-free (which I want some by the way), but they can’t make them stain-proof?  Come on.  If there are good looking affordable pants that resist wrinkles and stains both, please let me know.  I just freakin hate stains.

Now let me begin on another gripe.  This involves internet that costs like $50 a month for residential service.  You would imagine, at that price a person would have pretty dang good internet service.  Wow, I mean, what a price to pay. We get 10 mbit/sec download speed and hmm maybe 3 1/4ths of an mbit/sec up speed.  Sure the down speed is nice.  The games don’t play so nice though.  The connection is just as crappy for me as for Shane’s 1.5 mbit/sec service from the same company.  It offers laggy multiplayer gaming, and what – …disconnects to boot!

I sit here using my web browser and email and what-not for a while, and I kid you not.  I’ve had to reset this dumb connection about 10 times tonight.  What on earth causes the stupid thing to go off that much in the first place?  It’s not wireless!  I just don’t understand.  CenturyTel’s networks really SUCK.  If they don’t do something to fix the internet around here so that uptime is more than 75%, …I’m gonna crack….CRACK!  I’ll go bonkers!

I wish internet could be something with more options to choose from around here.  CenturyTel is the best we’ve got.  Doesn’t that SUCK like…royally?  CenturyTel….you are one lousy service provider, and money grubbing greedy to boot.  TO BOOT!  I wish we could totally give you the BOOT!  SUCKY company.  YOU SUCK.

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